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I was my neighbors imaginary friend~
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died ~
I was standing in the park wondering why the Frisbee got bigger as it got closer... then it hit me.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're ugly ~
Captain Obvious Strikes Again!!!
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are LYING! ~
Last Night I was looking up at the stars wondering... where the hell is my ceiling
If I throw a stick, will you go away? ~
I'm not prejudice... I hate everyone equally
If you have to choose between two evils, choose the evil you haven't done before ~
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
One day I went to therapist's office of ten years, and what I heard was music to my ears. "Yo no hablo Inglés." ~
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder
The trouble with morning is that it comes at such an ungodly hour ~
I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself ~
Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
You're just jealous the voices only talk to me ~
I'm not random. I just have a lot of though- HEY LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person
I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
Loves a Sensation,
Caused by Temptation,
A Man sticks his location,
Into the girls destination,
To increase the population,
For the next generation,
Do you understand my explanation,
Or do you need a demonstration?
Hate me, they can.
Hurt me, they can't.
Be me, they want to.
Try me, I dare you.
Envy me, they should.
Fight me, I wish a b**** would
I was my neighbors imaginary friend~
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died ~
I was standing in the park wondering why the Frisbee got bigger as it got closer... then it hit me.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're ugly ~
Captain Obvious Strikes Again!!!
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are LYING! ~
Last Night I was looking up at the stars wondering... where the hell is my ceiling
If I throw a stick, will you go away? ~
I'm not prejudice... I hate everyone equally
If you have to choose between two evils, choose the evil you haven't done before ~
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
One day I went to therapist's office of ten years, and what I heard was music to my ears. "Yo no hablo Inglés." ~
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder
The trouble with morning is that it comes at such an ungodly hour ~
I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself ~
Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
You're just jealous the voices only talk to me ~
I'm not random. I just have a lot of though- HEY LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person
I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
Loves a Sensation,
Caused by Temptation,
A Man sticks his location,
Into the girls destination,
To increase the population,
For the next generation,
Do you understand my explanation,
Or do you need a demonstration?
Hate me, they can.
Hurt me, they can't.
Be me, they want to.
Try me, I dare you.
Envy me, they should.
Fight me, I wish a b**** would
Depressed
I'm depressed... not suicidal, I'll kill myself depressed, but uber sad and I don't know why. Maybe it's just PMSing mood swings, which is weird... not really. I have a really big urge to cry right now for no reason, which is why I wrote that stupid angst poem about Neville. He was such an easy target. And most of what's written is true before his fifth year. Such a shame.
Little Neville Longbottom... damn. I'm depressed again.
New New!
Aloha too all the people I don't know !
Right now I am really hyper I ate...
So right now I am delirious, so don't Mind what I say -LOOK! A FLYING PIG!!
My favorite color is pilerle! YES IT'S A COLOR!!! Don't judge.
Welcome 2 My... My... whatever this thing is called. I think it's called a blog, or maybe a... something. I have no stickin' clue what this is called. If you have an idea plz say so now...?
What?! No one knows!? Maybe it's called a profile. But if it's a profile don't I have 2 write stuff about myself?
Well... My name is Deija-lyn. You cannot call me that name. Gosh the horrible memories. Cheek pinching, hair pulling, and gu
Sick and Twisted
This is from Nightmare on Elm Street when the kids are chanting it in the dream... for some reason it keeps popping up when I want it the least.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, get a crucifix
Seven, eight, better stay up late
Nine, ten, never sleep again!
AND FOR THOSE WHO NEED HELP MEMORIZING THERE ALPHABETS
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech
G is for George smothered under a rug
H is for Hector done
Dirty Riddles Clean Answers
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to s
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Whut the hell O~O
You still drinking Brandy
You still drinking Brandy