ShopDreamUp AI ArtDreamUp
Deviation Actions
Aloha too all the people I don't know !
Right now I am really hyper I ate...
So right now I am delirious, so don't Mind what I say -LOOK! A FLYING PIG!!
My favorite color is pilerle! YES IT'S A COLOR!!! Don't judge.
Welcome 2 My... My... whatever this thing is called. I think it's called a blog, or maybe a... something. I have no stickin' clue what this is called. If you have an idea plz say so now...?
What?! No one knows!? Maybe it's called a profile. But if it's a profile don't I have 2 write stuff about myself?
Well... My name is Deija-lyn. You cannot call me that name. Gosh the horrible memories. Cheek pinching, hair pulling, and gum chewing. And no, plz don't ask. If you do I will DIE of torture. The memories would eat me up and kill me. And only if you want me to die will you ask. Cause you know the saying, " Curiosity(sp?) killed the cat, ne?"
I have several favorite songs that most people will be able to find...unless you don't know how 2 use the phone, computer, laptop, your brain...actually scratch all that, if you don't no how 2 talk 2 ppl...I am so sorry 4 teasing or writing anything horrible about your...condition.
Ex. Only Hope: Mandy Moore, Stay: Shakespears Sister, Rain on Me: Cheryl Cole, Gone: N Sync, Stupid Girls: Pink, A Little Piece of Heaven: Avenged Sevenfold, Bird and the Worm: The Used, etc.
Likes: Pocky(Don't ask I seem 2 have acquired a FeTiSh 4 the DAMN things),CAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYY(I just adore candy all types of sweet things no matter what size, shape or color. I lo-o-o-o-o-ove it!), weird and rude assed ppl, songs, reading, fighting, judo, foxes, the arctic wolves, leopards, panthers, and cats, mainly Garfield
Dislikes: Meany heads and bullies(there is a biiiiiiig difference between rude asses and just plain being an ass), ppl that diss others just to APPEAR cool when, in reality, u r just 1 mean S.O.B, Gossipers, Girly-Girls(And Yes i am of the female gender), God worshipers(sure i believe in god, but just because i do doesn't mean u have bounce off your rocker...Translation: Stop being crazy temes(No i am not giving a translation 4 that word), but the thing I hate the MOOOOOOOOST IN THIS WORLD IS...LICORICE
Hobbies: Sleeping. In. Bed. Under. The. Covers. With. The. Cursed. Sun. Blocked. Off. And. Me. Unconscious... Oh. And I love doing judo. The thought of doing harm to other ppl makes me... *#@&*$^%
Personality: Just a teeeeeeensy bit sadistic...just a little...maybe. Weird. Off topic. Off balance. Trouble maker. The master of pranking. And if u would like to challenge that, send some of the prank jobs you've done and your punishments: Whether or not u got away with it or not. I take offense sorta easily, usually I'm laid back, but if u get on my bad side(BY: Waking me up early, waking me up in classes,work,or anywhere else I can think of, bothering me in the same and/or tricking and deceiving my friends)let's just say I hope 2 high hell that u can run as fast as u can talk. *Cue the thunder and wind*
*twitch* SEE YA!
ANGRY MONKEYS!!!!
Right now I am really hyper I ate...
So right now I am delirious, so don't Mind what I say -LOOK! A FLYING PIG!!
My favorite color is pilerle! YES IT'S A COLOR!!! Don't judge.
Welcome 2 My... My... whatever this thing is called. I think it's called a blog, or maybe a... something. I have no stickin' clue what this is called. If you have an idea plz say so now...?
What?! No one knows!? Maybe it's called a profile. But if it's a profile don't I have 2 write stuff about myself?
Well... My name is Deija-lyn. You cannot call me that name. Gosh the horrible memories. Cheek pinching, hair pulling, and gum chewing. And no, plz don't ask. If you do I will DIE of torture. The memories would eat me up and kill me. And only if you want me to die will you ask. Cause you know the saying, " Curiosity(sp?) killed the cat, ne?"
I have several favorite songs that most people will be able to find...unless you don't know how 2 use the phone, computer, laptop, your brain...actually scratch all that, if you don't no how 2 talk 2 ppl...I am so sorry 4 teasing or writing anything horrible about your...condition.
Ex. Only Hope: Mandy Moore, Stay: Shakespears Sister, Rain on Me: Cheryl Cole, Gone: N Sync, Stupid Girls: Pink, A Little Piece of Heaven: Avenged Sevenfold, Bird and the Worm: The Used, etc.
Likes: Pocky(Don't ask I seem 2 have acquired a FeTiSh 4 the DAMN things),CAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYY(I just adore candy all types of sweet things no matter what size, shape or color. I lo-o-o-o-o-ove it!), weird and rude assed ppl, songs, reading, fighting, judo, foxes, the arctic wolves, leopards, panthers, and cats, mainly Garfield
Dislikes: Meany heads and bullies(there is a biiiiiiig difference between rude asses and just plain being an ass), ppl that diss others just to APPEAR cool when, in reality, u r just 1 mean S.O.B, Gossipers, Girly-Girls(And Yes i am of the female gender), God worshipers(sure i believe in god, but just because i do doesn't mean u have bounce off your rocker...Translation: Stop being crazy temes(No i am not giving a translation 4 that word), but the thing I hate the MOOOOOOOOST IN THIS WORLD IS...LICORICE
Hobbies: Sleeping. In. Bed. Under. The. Covers. With. The. Cursed. Sun. Blocked. Off. And. Me. Unconscious... Oh. And I love doing judo. The thought of doing harm to other ppl makes me... *#@&*$^%
Personality: Just a teeeeeeensy bit sadistic...just a little...maybe. Weird. Off topic. Off balance. Trouble maker. The master of pranking. And if u would like to challenge that, send some of the prank jobs you've done and your punishments: Whether or not u got away with it or not. I take offense sorta easily, usually I'm laid back, but if u get on my bad side(BY: Waking me up early, waking me up in classes,work,or anywhere else I can think of, bothering me in the same and/or tricking and deceiving my friends)let's just say I hope 2 high hell that u can run as fast as u can talk. *Cue the thunder and wind*
*twitch* SEE YA!
ANGRY MONKEYS!!!!
Depressed
I'm depressed... not suicidal, I'll kill myself depressed, but uber sad and I don't know why. Maybe it's just PMSing mood swings, which is weird... not really. I have a really big urge to cry right now for no reason, which is why I wrote that stupid angst poem about Neville. He was such an easy target. And most of what's written is true before his fifth year. Such a shame.
Little Neville Longbottom... damn. I'm depressed again.
Funny Quotes that I have no Problem Admitting that
Funny Quotes that I have no Problem Admitting that's Funny
I was my neighbors imaginary friend~
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died ~
I was standing in the park wondering why the Frisbee got bigger as it got closer... then it hit me.
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're ugly ~
Captain Obvious Strikes Again!!!
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are LYING! ~
Last Night I was looking up at the stars wondering... where the hell is my ceiling
If I throw a s
Sick and Twisted
This is from Nightmare on Elm Street when the kids are chanting it in the dream... for some reason it keeps popping up when I want it the least.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, get a crucifix
Seven, eight, better stay up late
Nine, ten, never sleep again!
AND FOR THOSE WHO NEED HELP MEMORIZING THERE ALPHABETS
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech
G is for George smothered under a rug
H is for Hector done
Dirty Riddles Clean Answers
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to s
© 2011 - 2024 ToAcErTaInKiTsUnE
Comments1
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Really ANGRY MONKEYS